Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Let the Challenge Begin!

Has there ever been a family that is as competitive as this one? Whether it is cards, board games, debates, sucking M&M's, or arm wrestling; the Mathewsons do not like to lose to anyone over anything. I think all six of the kids inherited it from their parents. Think about it..., there's like gentic testing and DNA analysis out there that can determine this stuff. The power of modern science!

Anyways, everyone in this here family has wanted to improve their health and their lifestyle for the longest time. We all recognize the need for an intervention. It seems like our once chiseled frames and rock hard abs have since turned into borken dreams. BUT!, it's 2012... the world is going to end in like 10 months and we have a lot to do to look our best!

So we invented this challenge of epic proportions. Excercise will be excorcised, healthy food will be consumed, and porcelain may or may not be chipped from the gallons of water that will be consumed. Yes, the very core of Utah County will be shaken to its roots.
People will want to be you, children will want your action figure, and you will want to create your own clothing line similar to JNCO, FUBU, or B.U.M. Equipment.

Rumor even has it that the winner of the competition will be featured in the Utah Valley Magazine and on BYUTV's original program NOVA.

Needless to say your lives will never be the same. You will turn heads, you will make teenage girls cry, and most importatnly, YOU WILL give 110% in this competition. If you do not, be prepared to be mocked ridiculed and most importantly motivated and lifted up by the rest of your family.

This blog will highlight our progress. This blog will provide witty commentary. This blog will fill that void that you've had in your life. You're all administrators... meaning, you can all post on this blog whenever you want.

Good Luck and Happy 12 week/3 month challenge.

Let's Meet Our Potential Biggest "Family" Loser (yes actual names are being accepted for the competition.

FITSTER #1: Coach "Sweat Pants aren't the only reason I'm going to win" Mathewson
Key to Victory: Avoiding Bed Bread with Maggie
  
FITSTER #2: Mama "I'm Sexy and I know it" Deb
Key to Victory: Turning Cafe Rio Wednesday's into a thing of the past.

FITSTER #3: Angela "I'll Sabotage you with delcious cake" Bristow


Key to Victory: Hitting up PHS yearbooks to rediscover the Color Guard flag twirling excercises that helped put PHS Color Guard on the map!

FITSTER #4: Mike "I can run 10.44 miles more than you" Bristow
Key to Victory: Developing a computer program that does exercise for him or by wearing these "slimming" shades ;)

FITSTER #5: Mike "The Candy Man" Mathewson
Key to Victory: Running a cocaine laced Cotton Candy product that not only creates bad eating habits for his family members, but bad life choices. D.A.R.E. Mike... D.A.R.E!

FITSTER #6: Ali "Something Fishy's Going On" Mathewson
Key to Victory: Converting to a diet of strictly fish oil, tuna steaks and salmon eggs.

FITSTER #7: Nate "I don't just win Fantasy Football, I win FIT Challenges" Mitchell
Key to Victory: Taping this picture to his bathroom mirror for daily inspiration. It seems like only yesterday you two lovebirds tied the knot ;)

FITSTER #8: Amy "I can't believe Jeff just posted a picture of our wedding day. I'm so going to send him a picture of me Fat Flushing now!" Mitchell
Key to Victory: Chasing all four of these kiddos around 24/7... Yup, I think Amy is the frontrunner to bring home the title.

FITSTER #9: B "If I can get Paula fired, then I can definitely win this thing" Mathewson
Key to Victory: Hob-knobbing with her rich and famous peeps to learn their workout secrets.

FITSTER #10: Nicole "I have the sexiest husband on the planet and I think he is so good looking, cute, fun, generous, beefy, heart-throbbish, dapper, gentle, full of light and generosity and is 100% beefcake" Mathewson
Key to Victory: Utilizing the theme song from Jeopardy to intimidate her opponents... or just use the Uzi in your hands... yeah, that will definitely work.
FITSTER#11: Darwin "I may have just won the 2012 Blogger of the Year" Mathewson
Key to Victory: Flexing my biceps (as shown above). That's it... the victory is locked up.

Let the Challenge Begin and may the best Man, Woman or Coach Win!

2 comments:

  1. wow, you have way to much time on your hands. But way cool BLOG I think blogging will also be on the compition board. good luck everybody love Mom! We can dothis.

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    1. I know, Jeff has way too much time on his hands..... & he's really good at blogging because this would have taken me days to figure out! lol
      Should be a fun competition!
      Keep up the good work :)

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